I Just Had To Tell You!
(and shaking my head in the affirmative)
Listen. I was introduced to something today by my precious friend Angela who is most definitely my bosom buddy because what else do you call someone who shares this sort of magical secrecy with you!? What I have learned is nothing short of revolutionary. Revolutionary! I do not overstate.
What is a Tim Tam?, is the first part of the lesson (if you don't already know). A Tim Tam is a morsel (created by Australian geniuses), so saporous, so divine, I am astonished it is even to be found this side of heaven. It is layer upon layer of motherofpearlthatisdelicious! is what. What you do with it is even mo' betta!
If you wanna do it right, get you a cup o' coffee...
Let me digress here and say this:
I don't typically like sweet stuff with my coffee.
I find it sort of ruins it for me.
I prefer coffee alone,
and just plain ole' milk with my sweets,
That being said...
Get your coffee. Now take a cookie and bite off one small corner. Turn it around and bite off the opposite corner on the other end. You're bitin' off "catty corners" is what it is. What you have just made is a diagonal straw. Oh yeah. You heard me.
S. T. R. A. Dubya.
Now. Dip one bitten corner into your coffee and DRINK through the other bitten end. You will die. Yes you will. And then, then (as was instructed to me) you must immediately cram that cookie into your gob hole.
Will you feel like a 7 year old girl? Yes you will.
Will you love it? Does Jesus love the little children?
You have no idea the marvelous surprises that await you!
(I bet Mr. Arnott would agree with Mr. Wonka on this one.)