Fakebook Status Update
You know the hardest thing about being vegan?
It's not eating all of the vegetables, as you might imagine.
It's the part about not getting to eat meat. And cheese.
Oh, and meat and cheese together.
In the shape of cheeseburgers and such (as).
That's why I'm only part-vegan.
I cheat every weekend (with all things carnivorous).
And also every morning (half 'n half in the coffee).
I blame my blood type.
I hear the first Type Os were hunters.
Can't fight City Hall.