he hands me a flip-top mayo,

hey mom, can you open this?

(done.)(with ease.)

(astonished) how'd you do that?

'cause i'm awesome.

you're not awesome at everything.

no, but most things.

you're not awesome at not loving me.

yeah, you right. i stink at that. 


  1. you are also awesome at not making me laugh...

  2. I mean not awesome at not making me laugh. Sorry, I wasn't tryin' to burse ya. Just a case of the mommy brain.

  3. well that's funny, you seem to have the same gift. :) congratulations on being not awesome and not being awesome! :)


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