4.20.2011

My head is hung low.

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When complaining to another mother about hoping for a new pitcher at the next game, since this one lost the game for the boys and they were so frustrated and disappointed, it is important to note that the woman you're talking to is not the guy's wife.

 
On second thought, I might oughta wanna keep that junk to myself.  Foot tastes nasty.  The Bible... it really does apply to real life.

 When words are many, transgression is not lacking, but whoever restrains his lips is prudent. 
Proverbs 10:19 (ESV)

Do everything without complaining and arguing, so that no one can criticize you. Live clean, innocent lives as children of God, shining like bright lights in a world full of crooked and perverse people.
 Philippians 2:14-15 (NLT)

4.05.2011

How to Scare Off Your Best Friends Who Are Terrified of Germs

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Tell them you only wash your hands when you take a shower.

Which is totally not true.... 

I also wash after I come home from Wal-Mart.

Duh.